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Tired of cryptid debates? Set the record straight with this legendary tee. Featuring Bigfoot mid-stride and the bold claim "Loch Ness Monster My Ass," this shirt brings sass, sarcasm, and small-town swagger straight from Ellijay, GA. Made for believers, skeptics, and anyone who loves a good mystery (or just a great punchline), this unisex tee is soft, breathable, and built for your next mountain adventure—or your next run-in with the unexplained. Whether you're squatchin’ or just strollin’ Main Street, you’ll be the talk of the trail.
- Gildan T-Shirt made from very soft materials, 100% cotton for solid colors.
- Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
Returns
We accept returns for any reason. We want you to be happy.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.
To initiate a return, please contact us at info@515gear.com. If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label and instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without a prior return request will not be accepted.
You can always contact us for any return questions atinfo@515gear.com.
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Loch Ness Monster My Ass – Bigfoot Lives in Ellijay