Unofficial Frenchtown Resort District Authority - Unisex Garment-dyed Long Sleeve T-Shirt
The Unofficial Frenchtown Resort District Authority Neighborhood Watch & Taste Police long-sleeve tee. This isn't just a shirt; it's a declaration. A promise. A warning to anyone who dares to park crookedly or, heaven forbid, put ketchup on their hot dog. Crafted from the softest, most luxurious cotton known, his shirt will hug you like a warm hug from a neighbor who saw you just miss the recycling truck and didn't even judge you. Wear your authority on your sleeve. Patrol the cul-de-sacs. Guard the glorious sanctity of perfectly manicured lawns. And, most importantly, be ready to enforce the strict “no pineapple on pizza” ordinance... so official it could summon a zoning committee meeting. This isn't just a fashion statement. It's a lifestyle.
- Make: Comfort Colors
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Medium fabric - Classic Fit
- Sewn-in twill label
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Unofficial Frenchtown Resort District Authority - Unisex Garment-dyed Long Sleeve T-Shirt
